I overheard this story in Taco Bell on Friday night and just remembered it again this morning.(That's not a good sign is it?)A Peter Albert was arrested in Anchorage, Alaska for using what police believe to be a spork while attempting to steal another man's watch. Associated Press reports that Albert was drunk at the time of the assault and was carrying a backpack full of sporks.
I always wondered how Alaskans got through those tough, dark winters. Must be the sporks?
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